Mr Connor Allan, a somewhat unremarkable specimen on the field, was born on the 10th of January in the year 2004, making the lad a sprightly 22 years of age. He hails from our beautiful land of Scots, and finds himself spending his days as central defender for the mighty Falkirk, bless their cotton socks.
On the topic of stature, our esteemed Mr Allan stands at a tower-like 6ft 2in (1.89m) and weighs in at 12st 1lb (77kg). His chosen armour on the battlefield, ahem, I mean football pitch: the radiant number 20 jersey. Makes you quiver in your boots, that.
As for his worth, well, according to the fine folks over at Transfermarkt, Allan's market value taps in around a mere £85,000, about the price of a garden shed in London. Thrilling stuff.
A well-travelled soul, our Allan. His grand tour began at Rangers, of the Scottish Premiership, back in July 2019. A truly inspiring start for the wee lad.
A temporary departure from the comforts of Premiership life saw Allan shipped off to Kelty Hearts, of the League One in Scotland on a stint of loan. This thrilling saga began in September 2024 and was soon followed by yet another spell of merry migration.
Falkirk, also of the Premiership, swooped in and snapped up Allan for an undisclosed fee in February 2025. The boy gets about more than a tabloid rumour.
Once again, Allan got the itch for change and found himself packing his bags and moving to Kelty Hearts. However, this time it was not money that changed hands. The lad barely had time to unpack his smalls before he was packing up and hauling back over to Falkirk. All in the dizzying passage of a few months in 2025.
Back home at Falkirk, our favourite jet-setter, Allan miraculously managed a start in the League Cup 2025 - 2026, as well as three cameo appearances off the bench. Fancy that. He also managed to squeeze in a start in the Scottish Cup for Falkirk that same season.
So there you have it, the life and times of Connor Allan: a jack of all trades, master of none.