Be welcome, for you are about to embark on the enchanting tale of the promising, yet ever merry-go-round career of one Connor Allan. Born on the rather chilly day of 10 January 2004, this stalwart of a lad originates from the sandy dunes of Scotland.
Primarily occupying the heart of the defence, Allan currently does his weekly sprinting for the reputable Falkirk FC, sporting their illustrious number 20 jersey. Measuring up at an eye-watering 6ft 2in (1.89m) and weighing in at a rather proportional 12st 1lb (77kg), he's not one the opposition's forward line tends to forget in a hurry.
Our dear friend Allan, in terms of monetary worth, approximately sums up to a staggering £21k (according to the reliable folks over at Transfermarkt) - a sum that, let's be honest, would struggle to buy you a sturdy second-hand campervan these days.
In the warm summer days of 2019, our protagonist took the audacious step of joining the blue half of Glasgow, signing for Rangers. But oh dear reader, don't be mistaken, his Glasgow days were nothing more than a pit stop. Like a nomad, our man was on the move once more, shipped out on loan to the roaring Kelty Hearts of League One in September 2024.
The winter wind of February 2025 brought yet another shift for our flitting friend, this time a undeclared monetary exchange saw him trade the grandeur of Premiership Rangers for Falkirk - a move which, in hindsight, makes you wonder if the lad's got an atlas. In the very same month, he found himself back at Kelty Hearts on loan, having just unpacked his kit bag no doubt.
Upon completion of his loan in June 2025, the frequent traveller returned to Falkirk, having obviously missed the catering. And let's not omit his stint in the League Cup 2025-2026, where he had a single starting appearance and gracefully graced the field as a substitute three times. A story of highs and lows, starts and subs, this has been the roller-coaster tale of Connor Allan. As they say, it's a funny old game.